The Dames have sorted your Christmas shopping for you...

You need to get people Christmas presents. There's no escaping it.
But you don't have to go to SHOPS to do it! Wouldn't doing your Christmas hopping from the comfort of a lovely PUB be so much better?!
Forget the Bullring today. It's just full of morons who will get in your way and queues. Horrible horrible queues.
Come to the Victoris instead and buy people something unique and unusual that they'll actually appreciate instead of the usual tat from New Look.

Then congratulate yourself with a cake or two and a pint.

Sorted.